Episode Title: Unexpected
Director: Mike Vejar
Writer(s): Rick Berman & Brannon Braga
Wikipedia Synopsis: Trip helps an alien crew fix their engines only to find himself pregnant.
Guest Stars of Note: some greasy aliens
Impressions: So, Trip gets wrist nipples... Jesus Christ, he sucks.
Some greasy lizard aliens ride around cloaked from sensors in the Enterprise's wake and suck up residual energy to make their ship go. As well as cloaking technology, they have a holodeck, and glass beads that make you psychic when you put your hands in them. It seems to me that they could maybe have designed a better engine.
The alien holodeck looks like one of those foil stickers you'd get when you were kid, you know the ones, they're supposed to have an image on them but they're so poorly made all they do is shine in rainbows.
Archer falls in the shower at the opening of this episode and I spent the rest of the show wondering how he didn't hurt himself.
Score: 0 out of 2 wrist nipples
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